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#1 User is offline   Jack Frost 

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 10:47 PM

It's crap. Just skip it. How bad it is? Think of it as "Werewolf Twilight". Actually, this is like a another goddamn Twilight movie, only without vampires. It's set in high school. Guy tries to get the girl. Some werewolves show up.

and werewolves... how they look? Remember Shlock The Bannana Monster? Well, add some teeth and long nails and you got it. They look more like vampires from From Dusk Till Down with lot of hair on their legs.

Seriously, skip this one and pretend it never happen. Go watch The Howling 2: You're Sister and have fun. :pimp:

Darkwulf is masterpiece compared to this crap. Who even gave money for this shit to be made?

the official title for this one should be "The Howling: We Buried the Franchise... Again" :leather:
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 03:57 AM

Yup, I watched this and totally agree with you.
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Posted 07 March 2012 - 10:29 AM

So, I am not the only one who felt that movie was about "How to get a girlfriend?" :badgrin:
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 03:52 AM

I didn't think there was a remake of Howling. Just another sequel.
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Posted 17 March 2012 - 02:37 PM

To tell you the truth, lot of those remakes felt like sequels to me.

Elm Street. The only feeling about remake is that there's no Robert Englund. Rest of the movie could easily pass for big budget sequel.

and do we even need to start on Friday the 13th? Why is this remake? What exactly they remade? At least Elm Street had slight change in Freddy's origin, but in F13th everything is much the same as preview eight movies (not counting JGtH and Jason X). (I am probably gonna get raped for this, but I thought Derek was amazing as Jason.)

Halloween was the only one that could be called remake, since there was lot of changes... but it's still a crapfest.
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 12:41 PM

Derek Mears WAS awesome as Jason. Best Jason since Ted White.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 01:45 PM

Remake Jason AWESOME? Nothing about the remake was awesome.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:28 PM

Movie was blah, but Derek was great. I never felt that beside Hooder any other guy who played Jason gave anything memorable about that character. They were just big guys with mask for me. Hooder and Derek gave him something...

oh and speaking of Hooder, will he ever get out of Jason character? Every single slasher I've seen where he is a killer, he plays Jason, only without Jason makeup. :lol:
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:09 PM

How many horror films have you seen him as the killer in?
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 06:13 PM

Several.
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Posted 31 March 2012 - 01:04 AM

View PostJack Frost, on 23 March 2012 - 10:28 PM, said:

Movie was blah

The remake? If "blah" is the new word for shitty people are using these days, then yes.
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Posted 31 March 2012 - 01:55 PM

Yes, that's the word used today. :lol2:
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