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Finally, I have a legitimate reason to think Chuck Norris is overrated

#1 speedy

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 08:06 PM

http://www.digitalsp...uck-norris.html

#2 Craig

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 08:15 PM

Let's be honest, he hasn't really done anything good since the 80s... and even then his movies were just ok.

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 09:51 PM

Still looks good.

#4 Jack Frost

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 02:00 AM

Doesn't mean it's gonna suck just it's because PG-13. PG13 Action is very different then PG13 Horror.

btw, did you know that Chuck Norris was no.1 on VHS rent list in Sweden for years? During '70 and early '80? Until Arnie and Sly started making more "serious" (aka more expensive movies) action flicks, Chuck Norris was no.1 Action man in Sweden.

You know you are a true horror fan when someone sees your DVD collection and accuse you of being a Satanist. :wub:

#5 dpcraig

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 08:39 PM

Chuck Norris is mostly just misunderstood. When Chuck Norris supports the rating of PG-13, he means to make it known his Penile Girth is 13 inches. He simply did not want another film rated R for Roundhouse to your face like all of his others.

#6 Admiral Ackbar

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:10 PM

I would expect this from him, as he is a hardcore member of the Religious Right now.

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#7 Jack Frost

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 04:05 AM

He is one of those open Bible preachers. :rambo:

I hate when stars turn religious or political.

speaking of that Dave Mustaine became reborn Christian and now refuses to do shows with ANY bad that might be "evil and satanic". Complete ass. He is still one of the best guitarist out there, but that's just wrong (considering all the shits he did when he was young. He was worst then any of those "satanic" bands he proclaimed them to be.)

You know you are a true horror fan when someone sees your DVD collection and accuse you of being a Satanist. :wub:

#8 Admiral Ackbar

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 01:39 AM

Kirk Cameron won't kiss any woman but his wife, so when it came time for him do that as part of a movie, they had to do it in shadows and put his wife in a wig.

It's a trap!